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Espers.
Those who possess powers different from ordinary people.
Wielders of psychic powers.
So... Why'd you invite me out?
Well, you see...
Sorry for breaking in when it was getting good.
Men should have more courage and make the first move, though.
How's it going?
Just as predicted. There's a bomb in the central shaft.
Gotcha.
Aoi, get the passengers out at once!
On it!
Kaoru, it's almost time. Are you ready?
Okay!
All right! PSYCHIC...
Um... VENUS CATCH!
All right!
That's the way! Now transport it to a safe place!
I know! Jeez!
Ooh, look at them all!
I've started my own countdown here!
Hey! What are you doing, Kaoru?!
Espers.
Those with psychic powers who protect the bright future of mankind.
Bright future... Right.
Kanari kiteru Muteki no Power!
Maji de ii kanji
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Ashita e saa ikou!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Zettai!
Zettai Karen Children
Daitan!
Fureau dake de wakaru
Kokoro no limiter
Tokihanatareta hora
Yes! Change the world!
Atsui battle Nandomo try!
Real wo tsuranuite
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Thrill ga SAIKOU!
Yuuki ga sekai no yami wo terashi hajimeru
Anata ga kureta kiseki afureru
Darenimo nitenai egao hokori ni shitara
Mirai wo ima koeyou
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Saidai!
Daitan!
26th sense. "A Change of Prediction? The Future Dances!"
Fortunately, no one was injured.
However, plans to rebuild are still up in the air.
I hope the people from BABEL are more careful in the future.
Kaoru, you...
Right, right! I said I was sorry!
But how could I help it with so many babes there?
Were they that hot?
Their hot, dewy eyes and lips were just inviting me in the most romantic way!
You girls!
"I want you! Kiss me, kiss me!" Oh, to have that whispered in your ear!
Sakaki, what are you doing here?
You guys really put on a show. It's like a circus downstairs.
The public information office will release a statement. Please, no interviews! I can't comment!
Oh, no! I can't tell you that! Please, no interviews! I can't comment!
Oh, no! I can't tell you that! Oh, yes. I do skin treatments every night.
I have a group date!
Man, the world is such a cold place!
We do the best we can!
It can't be helped.
Most people in the world are Normals.
Darn it, I wanna go to a southern island and have fun!
Kaoru... To chase some swimsuit babes around!
Look, Minamoto...
Let's go on a vacation for once!
We'll be on the beach and it'll be all "Wait! Wait! I'll catch you!"
"Eek! No! Ha-ha-ha!" Come on!
Why am I the one being chased?!
No fair! I wanna do it, too!
Don't pull any end-runs!
I suppose, but then... How do we work this?
Listen to me! I suppose, but then... How do we work this?
Damn you, media!
Just stirring up trouble because it's a slow news day!
Chief, don't!
Calm down! What if you make things worse?! Let me go, Minamoto! I'll show them!
Still, yet again, we couldn't stop a prediction from happening.
It can't be helped, Minamoto.
It's the nature of precognition. You can't completely avoid them.
The best we can do is minimize the damage.
But human beings have the power to determine their own futures!
Chief!
We received a message from the lieutenant!
What? From the lieutenant?
Huh? What lieutenant?
Minamoto, call an emergency meeting of The Children!
BABEL 1? Looks like the chief's aboard, too!
That's strange. Did they change the schedule?
Always a pleasure to serve!
BABEL-ADMINSTERED DESERTED ISLE, OKINAWA PREFECTURE
The Children, released!
Look, Minamoto! The clear, virgin blue sea!
The champagne gold sunlight!
It's the best, isn't it?
Yeah.
Wait, what are you doing here?!
Whew! Paradise! Wait, what are you doing here?!
Whew! Paradise!
Kaoru, do it!
All right! PSYCHIC WATER SKIMMING!
Cut it out! Quit dragging me around!
Looks like fun, Minamoto.
And it's nice to see the girls smiling again.
Don't just watch! HELP ME!
Huh? On this island?
Yes.
There's a Level 7 precog on this island?
His predictions are always dead on. But that's the problem.
They're unavoidable. All of them.
W-Wait a minute!
I thought those three were the only Level 7's in Japan!
Exactly. He isn't human.
Let me introduce you.
The only esper dolphin to be experimentally produced during the war.
Minamoto!
Look at us!
Isn't it amazing?
Beautiful girls riding a dolphin!
Lieutenant 1-009, Level 7 esper!
The lieutenant was assigned to
one of the organizations which later became BABEL.
Actually, there are others like him in BABEL.
No need for my background, Kiritsubo.
The war ended long ago.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a pleasure. Please call me Igo.
Telepathy?
Now I can never eat one.
You wanted to?!
Stop the disaster he's predicted. That is your mission here.
What's the prediction of?
He'll tell you.
Here.
Fish?
Go on, Minamoto. If you want to talk, give them to him.
Soothing touch, 120%!
I don't sense a sliver of stress.
Look, what are you saying is going to happen?
My own death.
Kyosuke, let's go someplace and have fun! I'm bored!
We're going? Where? Where?
You'd best not come.
Kyousuke?
Shot with a gun? On a desert isle?
Hm.
No need for guns with The Children guarding him.
Our being here has been kept top secret.
I don't think a shooting is possible.
The helicopter pilot's safe, right?
He's fine. I checked him before we took off.
He didn't know our destination until after takeoff.
Only Kashiwagi knows we're here.
I also called in Sakaki, just in case.
It's been a while.
Still fooling around, I see. I hate men's cologne.
Aw, don't say that again.
Well, Lieutenant? This time, we'll change the future for sure!
Nothing is certain where fate is concerned.
Besides, I've lived long enough. Going to meet my comrades isn't so bad.
The limitation treaty means I have no more missions,
and I can't live as wild dolphin now. There's no place for me in this world.
I have no attachment to it anymore...
Agh! Lieutenant! Lieutenant?! Are you all right?! Don't give up, old man! What's the point in being an esper, then?!
I'm gonna fight!
Yeah! During that incident with the baby, I realized something.
That maybe ESP exists to make people happy!
If only you're going to die naturally. But the fact that you're going to be killed is unforgivable!
Girls...
Of course, destiny will be changed! Because we're here!
Cut it out!
Sure. Don't clean up and just leave everything lying around.
And Shiho left all her vegetables on the plate!
Give it a rest, Minamoto. The girls are worn out.
Lieutenant Igo has made over three thousand predictions.
All came true, no matter what we did to stop them.
Just this once, we shouldn't think of success selfishly.
Just this once.
I believe in them.
Those girls have the power to change the future!
I've been waiting for someone who would say that.
Lieutenant?
I think I can entrust this to you.
Honestly, my death doesn't matter.
But the truth is there's another important prediction,
and if possible, I'd like to prevent it.
What is it?
Behold.
Don't move!
Queen of Catastrophe...
No... Kaoru!
At this range, you'll definitely kill me.
Shoot, Minamoto.
But even if I'm gone, nothing will change.
The other army of espers will never stop fighting.
Then stop them!
Please! Espers! Normals! What does either side gain from this war?!
Kaoru, where are you?! The enemy's going to use nukes!
The city's finished! Hurry!
Kaoru!
It's no use.
Did you know, Minamoto? I...
Kaoru, don't!
Hey, Minamoto?
What's wrong?
It's not true! How can that be the future?!
The smell of a male.
Isu.
Kaoru was an adult, but I hadn't changed much.
Five years from now? Ten?
His predictions are unavoidable.
Impossible! A war between Normals and espers?
Hey!
What are you doing, Minamoto? Can't you sleep?
K-Kaoru! It's nothing, really!
Hey, Minamoto?
We'll save the old dolphin, right?
The future can be changed, right?
Yeah.
If we can prevent today's prediction, I won't need to worry about anything!
Of course. If we couldn't, then our free will would be meaningless.
Minamoto, there's something else.
When is Miss Oboro coming?
I thought I'd get to see her in a swimsuit!
It'd be amazing! I know it would!
Go to bed!
Yes, Minamoto here.
It's Kashiwagi.
This is an emergency!
That island's dangerous! Get back to Tokyo at once!
What?!
All right! You can't escape us now, Kiritsubo, you esper-lover!
Don't waste this chance! Do it like we practiced!
A plan to assassinate me?!
Yes. A helicopter maintenance man was their spy!
He put a transmitter on BABEL 1.
We'll turn the tables on them!
No! You girls will head out to the open seas with the lieutenant!
But, Chief!
My death hasn't been predicted. It's the lieutenant that's in danger!
Do whatever it takes to keep that prediction from coming true!
Can't the old man head out to the open sea by himself?
If he stays under water, there's no danger of him getting shot.
No. Even dolphins can only stay under for 10 minutes at most.
We need you to guard him.
But!
Go! That's an order!
We'll prove it's possible to stop a prediction!
Minamoto...
Don't worry. We have weapons.
And you've got me along, too!
S-Sakaki!
Sorry about that!
Minamoto's acting kind of strange.
Yeah. Since when does Mr. Honors Student fight?
Mr. Igo, what did you tell Mr. Minamoto?
What do you mean?
When I touched Minamoto, he was protected so I couldn't scan him.
That's not something humans can do.
Certainly not the honest, kind Mr. Minamoto we know!
Dammit, where's Kiritsubo?! Why isn't he in his tent?
He must have hid after he saw the explosion.
Did you just shoot without considering what would happen?
Mother, you always do that!
We're Normal People!
We make careless, enjoyable mistakes!
Terrorists shouldn't call themselves normal!
Kiritsubo!
I'm here too, ma'am.
Drop your gun!
Minamoto!
BABEL dogs! Minamoto!
Figured you couldn't do this without us.
Teleportation technique!
Free fall!
PSYCHIC... Oh, what's it called? Those spinny things?
Oh, screw it! COCONUT CRUSH!
Age: 42. Typical, cute middle-aged lady,
but you can't get used to your annoying mother-in-law living with you.
Stop! but you can't get used to your annoying mother-in-law living with you.
Stop! Just the other day, you wrung out a dust cloth into her tea.
Don't say that! Just the other day, you wrung out a dust cloth into her tea.
Girls! Where's the lieutenant?
In the open sea.
It's okay. The sea was clear for kilometers all around.
I don't believe this... Get back to him! Hurry!
Huh? The old man's coming to us!
Everyone, there's a ship approaching. It seems to be a warship.
A warship?
Are you all right, Chief?
Kashiwagi?
I'm sorry for acting on my own. I requested an escort ship for you.
Can we approach?
Good timing. I wanted a place to secure these terrorists.
Has the future changed?
Yeah. There won't be any more attacks, now.
Hey, what's with that mood?
We need to interrogate her later.
We'll be standing by here for 24 hours, just to be safe.
After that, Kashiwagi will come here to relieve the chief.
All right! Twenty-four hours is plenty of time for all sorts of things!
I won't forgive you if you're rude! All right! Twenty-four hours is plenty of time for all sorts of things!
I won't forgive you if you're rude!
Why so serious?
She's right. You are a young man, after all.
One night with four lovely ladies on a deserted isle!
We know you've wanted to take a peek at us!
You don't want to be seen doing it, though.
Stop it! You don't want to be seen doing it, though.
Stop it!
Hey, where's the old man?
He's over there.
Good work, Chief.
Sorry to worry you, Kashiwagi. But what about the lieutenant's prediction?
Head butt!
You're finished! The Normal People are everywhere!
Chief!
Lieutenant!
Minamoto!
That was reckless! Teleporting yourself into the bullets' path!
You planned this from the start! To protect the chief!
Espers need you people. Unlike me.
Live. The children are waiting.
Lieutenant! We can treat you! One shot doesn't have to be...
Minamoto! Old man!
I don't like humans touching my body!
"Old soldiers only fade away," they say.
Lieutenant!
Take care of the children. And save my old comrade!
I don't want the tragedy of sixty-five years ago to repeat itself.
May victory be yours!
Lieutenant!
Lieutenant! Lieutenant!
You figured it out, old man?
Igo...
Minamoto! Of all the reckless!
Even after I said you wouldn't make it!
Yeah! If anything had gone wrong, I would have been traumatized!
I'm sorry. Please, stop crying.
From now on, I'm sticking with you girls.
Chief, what about the lieutenant?
I hope he lives, but he tends not to show up until he's needed.
Honestly, my death doesn't matter.
But the truth is there's another important prediction,
and if possible, I'd like to prevent it.
Why did the lieutenant disappear?
So I wouldn't know that what I did didn't matter?
I'll believe it now!
Come on, Kaoru! Your nose is running.
I'll wipe it.
The future can be changed!
DATTE Daihon'mei
Yeah
Anata no mae jaa, hora
ESP mo yaku ni tatanai no
Pitagorasu de sae mo kaimei dekinai
Koi wa chie no wa
Naki sou na kao shite utsumuicha dame da yo
Egao kara kiseki wa umareru da mon
DA DA Daihon'mei
Kyun kyun!
Anata wo
Bye-bye!
Daitan futeki mono shitai
Kanari tsubireru hodo maji na no zettai!
DA DA Daihenshin
Kyun kyun!
Anata e
Hai hai!
Dainamaito na kuchidzuke wo ageru
Suki na'tte hoshii no zettai!
DATTE Daihon'mei
NEXT EPISODE
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Big Electro, we're ready to record!
All right! Tonight's a very special episode: unmasking The Children!
Make sure you shoot it well!
Espers are special beings!
Hey! What are you looking at?!
Want a taste of ESP?!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 27: "Declaration of War! A Challenge From PANDRA!"
Oh, no! Our lovely image will be!
Unforgivable.
Declaration of War! A Challenge From PANDRA Unforgivable.
Declaration of War! A Challenge From PANDRA We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Declaration of War! A Challenge From PANDRA